I still haven't found what I'm looking for... |
...but in the meantime, I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good. |
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Spicy Indianized Chinese takeout for dinner while both Thor and X-Men: First Class are on tv tonight.
It’s been one of the best days in a long time. I spent this week consciously repealing my self imposed isolation and meeting people for coffee and meals. Like today, met up with a couple friends for Vietnamese food at Phobidden Fruit, and spent a lot of time driving far too fast with Gangnam Style blasting at full volume. Got back home and found a bunch of young neighborhood kids playing with Neo, and we all played an enjoyable game of Life. That’s my favourite board game and my college friends loved to tease me for always suggesting it as an activity during sleepovers.
Just some random ramblings. K. Ad break’s done and it’s time to go back to mooning over Fassbender and Hiddleston <3
Adorable anti-heroes are my greatest weakness.
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I just needed to get this onto the internet.
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Bad Parenting Odin
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Notes Watching 'Thor' with my Dad, part 3Dad: Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one? Me: Yup. Dad: Why? Me: He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing. Dad: If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened. Me: If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids. Later Dad: OH NO Me: Calm it down, dad. Dad: HE'S CRYING AGAIN. I HATE IT WHEN HE CRIES. MAKE HIM STOP. Me: *sigh* Oh, would that I could. Dad: Do you think if I gave Odin a cow and some goats he would agree to have Loki marry you so you can make sure he never cries again? Me: First of all, you live in the suburbs and have no livestock to speak of. Second, probably not, as I am a commoner and kind of gross-looking. Third, I strongly object to the prospect of being bartered. Dad: You're right. Me: Thank you. Dad: I'd probably have to give him two cows. Later Dad: Loki just did a pole dance. Me: *laugh* Dad: He sits with his legs spread like a cheap strumpet and he twirls on a pole. Me: *laugh* Dad: Loki's a slut. Later Thor: *pins Loki down with Mjolnir* Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Loki: *yell* *squirm* *grunt* Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA! Later Loki: I could have done it, father! Dad: Oh my god. Odin: No, Loki. Dad: SHUT UP ANTHONY HOPKINS YOU NEGLECTFUL ASSHOLE. IF LOKI WERE MY SON I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM. Me: *ruptures internal organs trying not to laugh* Loki: ... Dad: OH NO OH NO OH NO Loki: *lets go of the spear* Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Odin: No. Dad: DAMNIT ODIN YOU AREN'T UPSET ENOUGH Me: Dad, don't give yourself a palpitation. Later Dad: WTF Loki just comitted suicide and these assholes are throwing a feast and partying. Me: ... Dad: Assholegard!!!! THE END -
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NotesLoki: Do you really think you can beat me? You are beneath me, you dull Detective.
Sherlock: No. I know that I can.
John: Sherlock? Are you out of your mind?!
Loki: I’m a God.
Sherlock: Please. You’ll have to do better than that. You are not a God. No no, you are an outsider. A lost soul, with no home. No family. And no plan. You are going to have to do better than that.
I am SherLoki’d.
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