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(Me showing Aditya a picture of Starry Night)
Aditya: Wow Didi, who made this?
Me: Van Gogh.
Aditya: Mango?! How mango can draw?
Yash: Didi, this fan is very noisy!
Yash: Noisy fan.
Yash: I cannot hear the video.
Me: What do you want me to do, Yash?
Yash: (pointing at the fan) Talk to him!
Me: Aditya, can you summarize Toy Story for me?
Aditya: Didi, what no, there is one pagal (crazy) fellow with a big helmet. He is even more of a pagal than me. Didi really, I mother swear, don’t laugh Didi! Then what happen no, there are two aloos with big big eyes (referring to Mr and Mrs. Potato Head) and they are also pagals. Didi, get up, stop laughing so I can finish telling to you the story! Very nice story, Didi.
Me during science class: Who can tell me where we store food?
Pavan: Didi, fridge. And pyramid also.
Pavan: Didi, why you laugh? There is food there no? (pointing to a chart of the food pyramid)
(My class had a visitor, an English honors college student who told them she was an aspiring teacher)
Prathamesh: Didi, I think so if you come to teach our class for two days no, you will buy ticket and run off in night to your mother and father!
Visitor: Why? Are you all that naughty?
Class chorus: Yes!
Rahul: We fart a lot also. (This is a recurring theme in my class because of our cramped, poorly-ventilated classroom, which is right near the school toilets. I never go into the classroom without carrying room freshener)
Om: Didi, when Pooja Didi first teaching us no, she cried so much Didi because we were so bad.
Visitor: Really? And what does Meghana Didi do?
Prathamesh: When Meghana Didi get angry no, she looks up and shout loudly JEESUS CHRISTT! But he never come to help her, Didi. Still she keeps praying him! I don’t know why.
A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.
This is why we need feminism."
but the real question is has nemo found himself
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